World Cup Roundup – Goals Galore!

FIFA is still terrible. Qatar is still terrible. This tournament should not be happening in a place with social laws that would be antiquated even 100 years ago. The pitch invader at the Portugal match today carrying a rainbow flag and championing women’s rights has more integrity in his pinky toe than every member of FIFA combined.

That being said, we finally got some high-scoring matches today, and it’s about bloody time! There have been far too many 0-0 draws at this tournament, but today we had 14 goals scored across 4 matches!

Portugal vs. Uruguay

This was the big headline matchup of the day, and while the score line was a decisive 2-0 to the Portuguese, it was a very tense match throughout. It was goal-less at halftime with Portugal dominating possession, but Uruguay midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur came closest when his long run with the ball was snuffed out by Portuguese keeper Diogo Costa just before Betancur could shoot. The Uruguayans were also defending well, and they kept the opposition out for the first 45 minutes.

Portugal went ahead however on 54 minutes when a high-arcing cross from midfielder Bruno Fernandes nestled into the bottom corner of keeper Sergio Rochet’s net. Striker Cristiano Ronaldo was running onto the cross and leapt into the air to try and get a touch on it, and while he clearly missed the ball it fooled Rochet enough as to where he didn’t run out to collect the cross. Without Ronaldo’s run and leap I think Rochet makes the save, but Ronaldo did not get a touch on the ball in spite of animatedly claiming that he did. Bruno’s goal, but it doesn’t go in without Ronaldo leaping for it.

The Uruguayans responded by bringing on additional attacking threats, and striker Maxi Gomez was unlucky to hit the post from just outside as the box as the South Americans pushed for an equalizer. Costa was beaten, and maybe an inch to the left sees this match levelled. But the majority of Uruguay’s attacking threats were nullified repeatedly throughout this match. Much like the Portuguese in the first half, they simply couldn’t create that one clear chance they needed. Every shot was blocked, and every final pass was cleared by the resilient Pepe at center back and the rest of Portugal’s back line.

They got their second via the penalty spot, although for me it was never a penalty for hand ball in a million years. The Uruguayan defender was sliding across the ground to make a challenge on Bruno, and when Bruno passed it away it the defender’s hand while his hand was on the ground and trailing slightly behind him. 100% accidental for me, but that’s not the rule anymore. The referee adjudged the defender’s hand to be in an “unnatural position” (whatever that means) and the penalty stood. Bruno stepped up to the spot and sent Rochet the wrong way for 2-0. Bruno now has 2 goals and 2 assists in this tournament and is really showing how valuable he is to this team.

Credit to Portugal for defending well today, but I am disappointed with the Uruguayans, particularly up front. This is a squad that boasts the likes of Darwin Nunez, Luis Suarez, and Edinson Cavani. All of those strikers are world-class or world-class adjacent, and as a result I expected a lot more from them in terms of goal-scoring not only today but in their previous match as well. They sit bottom of Group H on 1 point, and will need to beat an impressive Ghana side outright to progress.

Congrats to Portugal on securing advancement to the Round of 16. They’ve done just enough in both matches to earn 3 points, with Bruno being the star of the show so far. A draw against South Korea in the final guarantees first place in the group.

Brazil vs. Switzerland

This was the only match with a single goal scored today, and it was by the Brazilians who held on to win 1-0. While they were the better side for most of this match, the Swiss definitely had their chances to get a surprise goal. Their build-up play via counter-attacks was very good, but they couldn’t find the key vital pass.

The Brazilians thought they went ahead early on in the second half via winger Vinicius Jr., who’s finessed shot found the far right corner past keeper Yann Sommer. VAR checked the goal and it was determined that Vinicius was marginally – and a very thin one at that – offside when the ball was played to him. It was close, but that’s often how these matches go at this level.

Brazil finally did their goal on 83 minutes, and it was from an unlikely source. Some neat build-up play on the left wing saw the ball played to midfielder Casemiro in the penalty area, and he struck a sublime curling effort into the far corner of Sommer’s goal. The finish was similar to that of Vinicius earlier, but this time there was no question of offside. A great goal from a man described by teammate and superstar striker Neymar as “the best midfielder in the world.” A lofty title, but given that he has an argument to be titled as such, I am very happy that Casemiro plays for Manchester United!

Brazil also secured progression to the second round today, joining France and Portugal. They need only a draw against Cameroon to win the group. Switzerland are also in good position to progress, but they will need to beat Serbia in their final Group G match to guarantee a place in the Round of 16.

Cameroon vs. Serbia

Goal-fest! This thriller of a match ended 3-3, with the Cameroonians fighting back from 3-1 down in the second half to keep themselves alive at this tournament. Had they lost, they would have been eliminated. They showed real heart and team spirit today.

Cameroon took the lead on 29 minutes after a cross from a corner was bundled home by center back Jean-Charles Castelletto. Nothing fancy about it, but a goal nonetheless. Cameroon were pegged back in first half stoppage time however when a Serbian free kick was re-directed home via the head of center back Strahinja Pavlovic. Cameroon where then stunned again just 2 minutes later when they lost the ball in their own third, and midfielder Sergej Milinkovic-Savic finding space to power a low shot home from just outside the edge of the penalty area. Cameroon went from winning the match to facing a World Cup exit in the span of about 120 seconds!

To compound their misery, Serbia got their 3rd on 53 minutes from striker Aleksandr Mitrovic, who had been in scintillating form the whole game. He is probably Serbia’s best player in terms of talent, and a player like him needs to be on the score sheet. It was a simple finish from just inside the 6 yard box, and the Cameroon defense was nowhere to be seen. Poor marking, but a professional finish from Mitrovic nonetheless.

The match continued to provide twists though, as just 10 minutes later the Cameroonians got one back from substitute striker Vincent Aboubakar, who beat the offside trap before chipping a finish over Serbian keeper Vanja Milinkovic-Savic. Initially, the goal was ruled out for offside, but a VAR check determined that Aboubakar was onside when he received the ball. Fine margins, but the goal stood.

Cameroon smelled blood in the water and kept pushing for the equalizer, and it was a scant three minutes later that they got it. Aboubakar did well to again beat the offside trap which gave the Cameroonians a man over in attack, and he then simply crossed the ball in from the right along the ground. Forward Eric Choupa-Moting was up alongside him to slot home with Vanja completely taken out of the play. It was a fantastic turnaround for the Indomitable Lions from west Africa!

Serbia were the more dangerous team in the final 25 minutes, with Mitrovic going close several times. His positioning and runs into the box were causing them all kinds of problems, but he could not find a winning goal for his side. The points were shared on the day when the final whistle blew.

Both teams are still alive in this tournament, but they are on the outside looking in. Cameroon face the tough task of having to beat Brazil to progress, while Serbia need a win over Switzerland to guarantee any kind of progression. The Swiss only need a draw though, so it could be tough for Serbia to break them down. Mitrovic will need to have another day like today for them to go through.

South Korea vs. Ghana

This was another thriller with five total goals scored, and the Ghanaians won 3-2 at the final whistle.

The Koreans were the better side for the opening 20 minutes or so, but Black Stars center back Mohammad Salisu got things underway on 29 minutes when he bungled home after a mad scramble in the box resulting from a free kick. The Koreans simply didn’t clear their lines, and letting the ball bounce around in the box like they did is very dangerous. The second goal on 34 minutes was much better in terms of quality, with forward Jordan Ayew whipping a delicious aerial pass into the box that found the head of midfielder Mohammad Kudus. Kudus was facing away from goal when he made contact, but showed excellent awareness to head the ball up and over Korean keeper Kim Seung-gyu. Midfielder Thomas Partey was then unlucky to not get a third after he made contact with the ball at close range from a corner, but somehow the ball inexplicably went over the bar from barely a yard out!

The Koreans came out strong again in the opening part of the second half, and this time they capitalized on their possession and chances. Striker Cho Gue-sung pulled one back for his nation with a close range header on 58 minutes, although Ghana keeper Lawrence Ati-Zigi probably should have kept it out as the shot was low and very close to him. Still though, at 2-1, the Koreans had life. They got their equalizer just three minutes later, and again it was Cho on scene to drive home a powerful diving header. Crosses from the left had been Ghana’s weakness all match, and that trend continued with this goal. The marking in the box was fairly good from Ghana, but Cho just wanted the ball more. He outjumped his marker and absolutely buried the header. It was 2-2 and with barely an hour gone, both sides knew there was plenty of time to find a winner.

Ghana struck back just seven minutes later, and it was well-worked goal finished off by Kudus. A low cross from the left was fired into South Korea’s penalty area, and the ball was deftly left to run by a Ghanaian attacker directly into the path of Kudus. His marker was too far away from him, and he re-directed the ball back across Kim Seung-Gyu’s goal and into the opposite corner. The shot was somewhat close to the keeper, but he couldn’t get down to the ground in time to stop it.

South Korea then dominated the final 20 minutes or so in desperate search of an equalizer, but a combination of last-ditch defending, poor finishing, and poor final balls kept the Koreans frustrated. After what seemed like an eternity of stoppage time for Ghana, the whistle blew and they were winners.

Ghana now find themselves second in Group H, which means they are in a good position to progress to the next round. Portugal have already claimed the other spot, which means that South Korea must now beat those same Portuguese to progress from this group. They are third with 1 point, tied with Uruguay but ahead on goal differential. Ghana need a win over a desperate Uruguay side to guarantee progression, but they could also progress with a draw and a South Korean loss.

The second round of group matches is now complete! Congratulations to Portugal, France, and Brazil for already securing qualification. Commiserations to Qatar and Canada for already being eliminated.

Cristiano Ronaldo Hat Trick Rescues United

Manchester United played host to Tottenham Hotspur today at Old Trafford in the Premier League. Both sides needed a win to boost their top 4 qualification hopes. Tottenham came into the match as the very definition of inconsistency, having alternated wins and losses for the last seven matches. United were coming off what was arguably their worst loss of the season against Manchester City last weekend, so both sides were hoping for three points today to get back on track.

Somewhat surprisingly, it was the Red Devils in front first on 12 minutes thanks to an absolutely spectacular shot from Cristiano Ronaldo. The Portuguese had been under a microscope all week due to his absence in the Manchester Derby, and the media speculation about his future has been rampant. However, Ronaldo was all business today and he showed that at 37 he is still one of the best goal-scorers of all time. Brazilian midfielder Fred was on the ball in an advanced position, a few yards from the Tottenham penalty area. With his back to the goal, he deftly flicked the ball to his right and found Ronaldo in a bit of a space. He took two touches toward the goal before unleashing a powerful shot with his right foot. The velocity and placement of the shot was perfect, and Tottenham keeper Hugo Lloris could not get over in time to cover the shot. Ronaldo wheeled away to celebrate with his trademarked “SIUUUUUUU” yell. It was the best goal he’s scored all season for us, in terms of difficulty.

This match was not going to be an easy victory lap for Ronaldo though. Despite United being given a confidence boost by the goal, it was Tottenham who got an equalizer. They were very adept at getting men forward quickly, thanks to the playmaking abilities of striker Harry Kane and pacey forward Son Heung-Min. Tactically, United erred by not pressuring the man in the middle when the ball was brought forward. Too many times, Kane was given space to turn and find a pass. That’s a recipe for disaster. Tottenham played a cross into the box that was adjudged by referee John Moss to have been handled by United left back Alex Telles, and they were awarded a penalty. Telles probably did have his arms extended away from his body a bit, but for the umpteenth time this season there was a lack of consistency in the application of the handball rule from Moss. Before the Ronaldo opener, there was a shout for United to have a penalty for the same reason – a handball in the penalty area by Tottenham’s Eric Dier. He had his arms extended behind him when the ball hit his hand, while Telles had his arm out in front of him. If Telles’s handball was a penalty then ok – but if that’s the case then Dier’s handball was a penalty too!

Kane stepped up and smashed the penalty low and into the corner, with no chance for United keeper David De Gea to save it. Kane is a goal scoring machine himself, and it must be said that Spurs probably deserved a goal anyway with all the pressure they were putting on. Yes the penalty was somewhat dubious, but you felt a goal was coming from them one way or another.

Ronaldo then decided to get involved again, and United were ahead 2-1 just three minutes later. A long ball was played over the top by midfielder Nemanja Matic onto the run of Jadon Sancho down the left wing. Sancho’s run allowed him to get in behind the Tottenham back line, with Ronaldo streaking through the middle. Sancho centered the ball along the ground with his first touch, straight into Ronaldo’s path. Ronaldo also hit the ball first time, just to the left of Lloris from almost point-blank range and into the net. A tap-in thanks to the work from Sancho, and this one is what we call a poacher’s goal. A poacher knows where to be at the exact right time, and Ronaldo showed that those instincts have not dulled with age. There was a question of offside in the buildup, but VAR replays showed that Sancho was just onside when the ball was hit over the top. A very quick response to the Kane penalty, and United were up 2-1 at halftime.

I thought the goal fest would continue into the second half, but it must be said there was a noticeable drop in quality from both sides after the break. Tottenham were probably just a little bit better, but neither side covered themselves in glory in the final third. Lots of misplaced passes from promising positions. Tottenham did get another equalizer though on 72 minutes thanks to a calamitous error by United center back Harry Maguire. Tottenham passed the ball around the edge of the area very well, with Son eventually finding left back Sergio Reguilon. Reguilon played a low and powerful pass around the corner towards midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur, only for the ball to hit Maguire’s outstretched leg first. The ball flew past De Gea and Maguire could only hold his head in shame. Maguire had been having a decent match up until that point, but it was definitely a massive error. To make matters worse, there’s a strong chance Betancur would have been called offside had the ball reached him. While that particular effort at covering was poor from Maguire, the goal had once again been coming. United collectively kept inviting Tottenham to attack, and they were happy to do so.

But Tottenham were again undone 9 minutes later, and it was That Boy Ronaldo who worked his magic again. United won a corner on 81 minutes, with Telles playing in an absolute peach of a cross into a dangerous area in a sea of bodies. Ronaldo outmuscled his marker Christian Romero and got across him, making contact with his head. The ball flew into the upper right corner of the goal, with Lloris rooted to the spot. Old Trafford erupted in ecstasy as they sang Ronaldo’s name at full volume. Never count him out. He was promptly subbed off for more defensive stability, and the fans gave him the ovation he rightly deserved today. United then held on for the final 15 or minutes, repelling attack after attack from Tottenham. Spurs never really created another good chance after that though, and United walked away with all three points at the final whistle.

Ronaldo was easily the Man of the Match, and with his goals today he is undisputedly the greatest goal scorer in football history. FIFA, football’s governing body, has given him an official tally of 807 goals scored for club and country in his 20 year professional career, the most all-time. The man breaks records every time he steps on the pitch. Yes he is 37 and its clear his best days are behind him, but there’s no doubt that he still plays at an incredibly high level and you’d be a fool to not take his game seriously. He scored three very different goals today too; a long range worldie, a tap-in, and a strong header. Just a testament to his all-around abilities. Questions remain as to whether or not Ronaldo truly fits into manager Ralf Rangnick’s system, but its clear that his pros outweighs his cons. When you have a world class player and footballing legend, figure out a way to get him into the team!

Also a very good match from Fred, Sancho, and Telles. Fred arguably had his best match in a United shirt, and would be MOTM himself if not for Ronaldo. It seems that he plays best when he has a true defensive midfielder in behind him. It allows him to get forward and provide key link-up passes when United are trapped in their own half. He played us out of many tight spaces today and deserves recognition for his work rate on and off the ball.

Perhaps Ronaldo was in special form today because there was another GOAT in attendance at Old Trafford today – recently retired NFL quarterback Tom Brady. Brady seems to be a fan of both Kane and Ronaldo, and he was part of the standing ovation Ronaldo received after his third goal. Photos of those two meeting up on the pitch after the match made for some great social media content! Really enjoyed the Buccaneers/United crossover today. GOAT recognize GOAT!

United now turn their attention to Tuesday night at Old Trafford, when they play the second leg of their Champions League tie with Atletico Madrid. United are in a good position to get a result. If Ronaldo is feeling his game like he was today, Atletico will be very concerned indeed. United temporarily move into 4th place again with this win, but Arsenal has a whopping 4 games in hand on us. The top-4 is more open than it was last week, but United are still probably on the outside looking in.

Glory Glory Man United! Viva Ronaldo!