Euro 2024: England Escape Slovakia

England took on Slovakia earlier today in Gelsenkirchen, Germany at the Arena Aufschalke in the Euro 2024 Round of 16. England were heavy favorites entering the match, but their form coming into the game was worrying for many of their fans. They been stuck in second gear for the entirety of the group stage, having only scored two goals in three matches. There have been many questions about the tactics and line-ups put out by manager Gareth Southgate, with many supporters clamoring for changes to the starting XI and to have a generally more positive and attacking style of football. Slovakia, for their part, stunned Belgium in the group stage and did just enough to progress out of their group in 3rd place, so they would not be pushovers. Slovakia have only played England 5 times and lost 4 of them, but they did manage a draw against the Three Lions at Euro 2016.

The match was a little slow to start, with England yet again content to pass it along the back line. It was possession, but it was passive possession without too much venturing forward. Slovakia were the team interested in getting forward when on the ball, and they were creating a lot more than England did. The Slovakians were rewarded for their endeavors on 25 minutes when they broke forward on a long ball over the top, and got the opening goal through winger/forward Ivan Schranz. England’s back line failed to clear the ball over the top, and it was controlled on the edge of the box by forward David Strelec. Schranz was on an intelligent run in behind the England defense, and Strelec found him with a reverse pass directly into his path. Schranz hit the ball with the outside of his left foot, and England keeper Jordan Pickford could do nothing to keep it out of the right corner of his goal. Terrible defending from England, but all credit to Slovakia for taking advantage of the situation. A good goal, no two ways about it. The Slovakia supporters in the stadium lost their minds in celebration, and rightfully so.

England got back on the ball fairly quickly, but again there was no rhythm or intention about their play. They just kept passing it along the back line and occasionally into shallow midfield, with the Slovaks more than happy to sit back deep and defend their lead. England forced a series of corners towards the end of the half, but they could not find a breakthrough. At halftime, England were down 1-0.

The second half was much of the same in the first 15 minutes or so, and England were almost embarrassed by Strelec again when England lost possession off a throw-in and Strelec let go of a shot from the halfway line. Pickford was too far off his line to get to it, but mercifully, the shot faded away and to the right at the last moment. Had England conceded a second in such embarrassing fashion, it likely would have been match over and an early flight home. They were really hanging on at times. England thought they had an equalizer on 55 minutes when winger/forward/midfielder/who knows Phil Foden tapped in from close range, but the goal was (correctly) called back for offside. Foden was just ahead of the ball when it was played to him, although he didn’t need to be given that he was in acres of space. Frustrating, but it showed that England can score fairly easily when they move the ball a little bit quicker.

England had another “almost” moment when a cross from the left side found the head of striker Harry Kane about 7 yards out from goal, but his header lacked direction and the ball went wide of Slovak keeper Martin Dubravka’s goal. You’d have bet the mortgage on Kane scoring from there, which made his miss feel like it just wasn’t going to be England’s day. Midfielder Declan Rice later saw a long range effort strike Dubravka’s right hand post, after which it bounced back to Kane for an attempt. His scissor kick was too powerful though, and it bounced harmlessly over the top of the goal.

Southgate did make some changes to try and get some life into the team, and England did get better as the clock ticked towards full time. England were truly desperate towards the end, and did not look like they would be able to conjure up an equalizer. They were piling men forward though finally, so it was always going to be a nervy finish for both sets of fans in the stadium and around the world.

Late into stoppage time, England were awarded a throw-in on the right wing. Right back Kyle Walker took it, and he launched the ball into the box as hard as he could. It was flicked on by the head of England center back Marc Guehi, and it fell directly to midfielder Jude Bellingham about 10 yards from the goal. The ball was high in the air though, so Bellingham had to contort his body and legs to get in position to strike it. He caught the ball sweetly with an overhead scissor kick, and it bounced into the left hand corner of Dubravka’s goal with him rooted to the spot. An equalizer! Not only that, but a stunning equalizer on 95 minutes! England fans were ecstatic, and there was massive collective sigh from everyone as well. Slovakia were stunned, having defended so well for 94 minutes. The match ended barely a minute or so after that, and instead of going home, England were allowed to fight on for another 30 minutes.

England kept the pressure on that they had sustained for the final 10 minutes or so of normal time, and were rewarded for that pressure just as extra time got underway. A free kick from the right wing was crossed into the box by substitute midfielder Cole Palmer, only for it to meet the fist of Dubravka, who punched it out. It only went as far as the edge of the box though, where it was hit back into the mix by substitute midfielder Ebrechi Eze. The ball bounced into the air, and it was flicked across the face of goal by the head of substitute striker Ivan Toney. The ball hung in the air for a split second, and Kane was on hand to head it home from about 3 yards out! Great positional instinct from Kane, but even better instincts from Eze and Toney to keep the ball in a dangerous area. Well done to Toney in particular, who had come on just before Bellingham’s goal and likely didn’t think he would have much of a role to play. Slovakia failed to properly clear their lines though, and England punished them for it.

However, there was still 29 minutes of extra time left to play. England were not home and dry just yet, and Slovakia reminded them of that a few times with some “nearly” moments of their own. Maddeningly, England reverted to dropping deep and defending again after they took the lead. They were inviting pressure, but some good defending and fairly routine saves from Pickford saw England snatch victory from the jaws of defeat. It was insanely nerve-wracking, but they did just enough to secure passage to the quarterfinals.

Once again though, England were not good enough throughout the match and probably did not fully deserve to win. They defended well for the most part, but the midfield was an absolute mess and there were long passages of play where they did not create any chances. Bellingham’s goal in the 95th minute was England’s first shot on goal for the whole match! That’s inexcusable. A team with this level of talent on it should not be struggling as much as they do in attack. But its the same story as the last three matches – players are being played out of position and they have been coached to play passively and retain possession.

I think Southgate is done after this tournament. Unless England go on and win the whole thing (unlikely), Southgate will be out of a job. It’s monumentally frustrating to watch this England team, and most of that is on Southgate. He refuses to significantly change his line-ups, and seems intent on employing players out of position. Foden is useless on the left wing. Fullback Kieran Trippier is even more useless at left back. Foden and Trippier play as if they have never met one another. Palmer is not a right winger. Eze is not a left winger or a left back. Kane frequently has to drop deep to get on the ball, and that is not where he is most effective. There are a lot of questionable decisions being made by Southgate before the lads even set foot on the pitch, and they are not being set up for success.

One silver lining for the next match is that Southgate is going to have to change things up out of necessity. Guehi was (questionably) yellow-carded early in the match, which was his second yellow of the tournament. He will miss the next match on a 1 game suspension. Trippier was also injured late on, so he might not feature next Saturday either. There would be no better time for left back Luke Shaw to find some fitness. If he is not fit though, who will Southgate deploy at left back? Unclear at this time. As has happened in the last three matches, England still have questions that remain unsolved. Changes need to happen and will happen, but the extent of them remains unclear. Honestly though, even with all these players out of position, England should still be relatively comfortable against a side like Slovakia. The fact that it took a world-class goal in the 95th minute just to prolong the match is an indictment of Southgate’s poor tactics. Keeping passive possession is fine sometimes, but not when you are down 1-0 for close to 70 minutes!

In an attempt to not be completely doom and gloom, there were a few positives. It was right of Southgate to start Kobbie Mainoo over Conor Gallagher in midfield alongside Rice. Mainoo was arguably England’s most consistent player today. Southgate was also right to bring on Palmer, Eze, and Toney. That is undeniable. He waited a long time to make those changes, particularly in the case of Toney, but they were the correct changes nonetheless. England looked much sharper in attack with two forwards on the pitch instead of just one. He adjusted his tactics, and with a good amount of luck, the adjustments paid off. England also scored two goals for the first time the whole tournament, and they did well to slow Slovakia down in the second half and extra time.

As has been stated before though, England must improve. They will play Switzerland in Dusseldorf, Germany next Saturday (July 6 at 9:00 a.m. PDT) in the quarterfinals, and the Swiss are significantly more talented than Slovakia. Eventually, England’s luck is going to run out. You do need luck to win at a major tournament, but you can’t solely rely on luck. The team has to be set up correctly and the style of play can’t be limited to passive possession. There’s still an opportunity to change things!

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Euro 2024: England Held by Slovenia, But Still Win Group C

England played their third and final group match of Euro 2024 earlier today, taking on Slovenia in Cologne, Germany. It was a scorching hot day in northwest Germany, so both sides knew going in this could end up being a slog. England knew that a win and possibly even a draw would see them top the group, depending on the result between Denmark vs. Serbia. England were also through to the knockout stages as of yesterday, when Albania lost to Spain. The rules around progression from the group stages are different this year, with the top two teams from each group advancing, along with the four best 3rd place teams (based on points, goal differential, and other factors). It can be kind of tricky to explain, but the main takeaway is that England had already clinched progression to the knockout stages before this match even started.

Slovenia were quick out of the blocks, and forced the first shot on goal of the match. It was a tame header from striker Benjamin Sesko though, which England keeper Jordan Pickford collected easily. England eventually got on the ball more, but when they did it was the usual harmless and tepid position that they’ve been guilty of the last two matches. No one was willing to run forward, no one was willing to pass it forward, and no one was willing to dribble a little bit and take on their defender. This lasted for about 20 minutes or so. England did have the ball in the back of the net around the 25 minute mark after a neat pass and move and from winger(?) Phil Foden and midfielder Declan Rice, which was tapped in by winger Bukayo Saka. Unfortunately, the goal was (correctly) ruled out by the linesman for offside. Foden was about half yard behind his man when Rice played him the ball. Frustrating, but that moment should have provided a formula for an England goal. When they move the ball quickly in attack, the Slovenians won’t be able to keep up.

Unfortunately, England seemed to ignore this formula and continue to play passive and slow possession that often ended up in nothing happening. On some occasions, they would lose possession in dangerous areas and allow the Slovenians to run at them. There were one or two half chances for them in the first half that made Three Lions supporters sweat more than the heat did. Make no mistake – Slovenia were not over-awed by England nor the occasion, particularly in the first half. They were well organized in defense, and keeper Jan Oblak had little to do. At halftime it was 0-0, with Slovenia surely the happier of the two sides.

England manager Gareth Southgate brought on midfielder Kobbie Mainoo at halftime for the ineffective Conor Gallagher, and after about 4 or 5 minutes, England were in possession and control of the ball a lot more. That is not solely down to Mainoo, but he certainly helped. They were still struggling to create clear chances, but they had snuffed out Slovenia’s attack for the most part. Substitute midfielder Cole Palmer and winger Anthony Gordon eventually came on, and it was these subs that were probably England’s best players on the day. Palmer got on the ball and created a half-chance for himself, after which Gordon did well to dribble at his man and create a chance. There were one or two other “good buildup but misplaced final pass” situations for England, but the match ended 0-0.

Fortunately for England, Denmark vs. Serbia also ended 0-0, so England won Group C on 5 points. Denmark finished second, with the Slovenians third. Serbia are eliminated. Group C ended up being a bit of a snoozer overall. Very few goals and a lot of 0-0 draws. England will play on next Sunday, with a likely opponent being the Netherlands, but that is not set in stone as of yet due to tomorrow’s fixtures. But by winning the group, England have avoided the fearsome quartet of Spain, Portugal, Germany, and France, all of whom are on the other side of the bracket. They cannot play any of those teams until the final.

But that is about the extent of the good news. England’s performance today was not a reassuring one for fans, not by a long shot. They failed to score for the first time this tournament against a side they should likely be scoring against. Again, the play was slow and lethargic for long portions of the match. There was very little effort from England’s players to get forward and take chances. This has to change. The system is certainly part of the problem, because it’s not allowing the players to play where they excel. I think the lack of productivity feeds into itself, because the body language of the players today was very nervous and anxious.

Southgate needs to fix this, and it needs to be fixed now. He started Gallagher in place of midfielder Trent Alexander-Arnold today, but that was the only change he made from the last match and it didn’t do anything. Bringing on Mainoo, Palmer, and Gordon was correct, but Gordon got little to no time to do anything. Foden still looks lost on the left wing. Midfielder Jude Bellingham was anonymous for the second straight match. Striker Harry Kane was dropping deep too often and not leading the line like he is supposed to. Left back Kieran Trippier needs to be dropped, too. He slows down play far too much and still acts like he has no idea Foden exists in front of him.

One potential solution would be to drop Gallagher and move Bellingham to the number 8 position, alongside Rice at the 6. That would allow Foden to move into his natural number 10 position, and Gordon can take his place on the left wing. If left back Luke Shaw ever gets himself fit, he needs to be played over Trippier. These are just a few of many ways in which this team could be improved. Most importantly of course, the manager must take the shackles off these lads. They need to be encouraged to run forward and take on players, because most of them have the natural talent to do so.

Southgate seems to have made up his mind, though. He is going to live and die by this “system” of his. Hopefully, he at least starts Mainoo, Palmer, and Gordon in the next match. We need energy and drive in this team, not passive possession. Happy to see the lads moving on and winning the group of course, but much improvement is still needed.

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Europa League: United Thrash Real Betis With a Dominant Second Half

Manchester United hosted Spanish side Real Betis in the first match of a two-leg tie in the Europa League Round of 16 earlier today at Old Trafford. The Red Devils and manager Erik ten Hag were looking for a rebound result after the humiliation last Sunday at the hands of Liverpool. ETH named an unchanged starting line-up from that match too, which was clearly a message to the team and the media regarding holding players accountable. He wanted the same players who didn’t play well last weekend to go out and get a better result today. Los Verdiblancos and manager Manuel Pellegrini, for their part, were looking to cause an upset. Pellegrini is very familiar with facing United as he is the former manager of Manchester City, and he currently has Betis positioned 5th in La Liga. With everyone talking about United needing to prove that last weekend was a blip, he probably saw an opportunity for a shock result. The match kicked off in very wintery conditions, with wind and snow whipping around the pitch.

United were on the front foot almost right away. Striker Wout Weghorst saw his headed effort from midfielder Fred’s cross go into the goal just 4 minutes in, but Fred was (correctly) adjudged to be offside in the build-up. United were indeed ahead though on 6 minutes, after a brilliant counter-attack and a bit of luck. Betis had actually forged half a chance when United keeper David De Gea gave the ball away inside the area, but the ball was eventually cleared to winger Antony Dos Santos. Antony was fouled though just outside his own penalty area. United took the free kick quickly, with center back Raphael Varane getting the ball forward to midfielder Casemiro. Casemiro promptly found fellow midfielder Bruno Fernandes on the right wing, and Bruno carried the ball forward in space to the edge of the penalty area. He played in a low cross that appeared to be heading for Weghorst, but it was deflected off the foot of a Betis defender. The rebound fell straight to striker Marcus Rashford though, who cut to the outside and blasted a powerful shot over Betis keeper Claudio Bravo and into the roof of the net. What an absolutely blazing finish from Rashford! He is far and away United’s leading scorer this season with 26 goals in all competitions, and it seems ETH knows how to get the most out of him. 1-0 to United, and it was the quick response to last weekend the fans were looking for!

It carried on with United dominating for the opening 30 minutes, with wave after wave of attack coming at Betis. Weghorst had at least two good chances to double the advantage, but a header was saved by Bravo and he had another shot deflect just wide shortly afterwards. Rashford then nearly beat Bravo to a sloppy back pass, but Bravo was quick off his line to get the block in. Weghorst then had another excellent chance go begging when he blazed over the bar from close range. Rashford also had a shot on goal saved by Bravo when he failed to cleanly connect with a pass from Antony.

Much against the run of play, Betis got themselves on the scoresheet on 32 minutes thanks to an angled shot from forward Ayoze Perez. United gave the ball away in their own half, and the ball was eventually played out to fellow forward Juanmi on the left side of the box in a little bit of space. He took a touch to cut back inside and dribbled along the edge of the “D” on the penalty area before playing a ball over the top to Perez. Perez, a familiar face in England due to his time at Newcastle United and Leicester City, chested the pass down and hit a low and angled effort towards the far corner of De Gea’s goal. No one from United cleared it, and it crept into the far corner for 1-1. There was a VAR check for a handball on Juanmi in the build-up, and the ball did indeed appear to come off Juanmi’s left arm when he controlled it on the edge of the area. For reasons not thoroughly understood, the goal was allowed to stand and the score was level. It likely should not have counted, though. United were almost down 2-1 before halftime when De Gea gave the ball away again in his own area, but the danger was cleared. Despite being the better side for most of the first half, United found themselves level with Betis after 45 minutes.

Right back Aaron Wan-Bissaka was brought on at half-time for Diogo Dalot in a like-for-like substitution. Dalot was partially at fault for the Betis goal due to being too far away from Juanmi, and ETH clearly felt a change was needed to help solidify the defensive right side. United then managed to get themselves ahead on 52 minutes thanks to a sublime finish from Antony. Betis gave the ball away to Casemiro just inside their own half, and there was time for Casemiro to find Bruno ahead of him. Bruno did well to ride a challenge and get the ball wide to Antony, who used his usual cut-inside move to get the ball onto his preferred left foot. His marker gave him too much space, and Antony struck a curling effort into the upper far corner from 19 yards out. Bravo was only a witness to it, and it was truly a beautiful effort from Antony. He’s hit that kind of shot a few times before this season, and when he hits it cleanly it’s impossible to stop. It is odd to have a right winger that is primarily left-footed, and you would think that teams would be able to anticipate and cover his cut back inside, but apparently not. Antony is still growing into his role at United, but he has improved as the season has gone on. 2-1 United!

The next major action was also from United, and it resulted in them going up 3-1 and grabbing a big advantage in the tie. This was a very simple and frankly easy goal to score though, and was more the result of bad defending from Betis. United were awarded a corner on 58 minutes, with left back Luke Shaw going over to deliver an out-swinging corner. He hit it perfectly, and it found the head of Bruno about 3 yards from the goal. He re-directed the powerful cross straight at Bravo, but there was too much power on the shot and it went through his hands. A great delivery from Shaw and a strong header from Bruno, and he got the chance to silence the criticisms aimed at him after last weekend. But again, this was a bad goal to concede from Betis’s point of view. Bruno’s run towards the goal wasn’t tracked by anyone, and he was basically by himself when he met the cross. It was also poor from Bravo, as a keeper at this level would be expected to save a shot that he gets both hands to. In any event, United were in complete control now.

There were even more chances after that, but United were having trouble with their finishing after the third goal went in. Antony wasted two good chances in quick succession, with Fred forcing a save from Bravo after some tidy dribbling by substitute winger Jadon Sancho in the box. Weghorst wasted a good opportunity on 75 minutes when he couldn’t get good contact on a shot, but he did manage to bag one on 82 minutes when he turned home the rebound off Bravo from close range after a shot from substitute midfielder Scott McTominay. This was my favorite goal of the day, as Weghorst has worked so hard for this team since signing on loan in January. He was brought in to be a striker, but has really found a role for himself as an attacking midfielder/forward destroyer. His hold up play, passing, and work rate have all been fantastic. He just hasn’t been able to consistently score, and that is job number one for a striker. But today he got his first Old Trafford goal, and it was in front of a joyous Stretford End. You could tell by his jubilant celebrations how much it meant to the big Dutchman. 4-1 on the day, and a quick word of praise for substitute winger Facundo Pellistri as well. His quickness was no match for a tired Betis defense in the build-up to the goal. I’d like to see him start the second leg.

There were no more goals or major chances in the final 10 minutes plus stoppage time. United were dominant on the ball and did well to keep possession. The final whistle blew and they won 4-1! They are now firm favorites to progress to the quarterfinals, as Betis will need a minor miracle to win by 3 goals or more in the return leg next Thursday in Sevilla. Well done to United for responding in emphatic fashion after last weekend’s disaster. Truthfully, United could have scored 6 or 7 goals today. The first half had a lot of wasted chances, but to put 4 of them away is still pretty good. ETH has figured out how to hold his players accountable while still supporting them, and that is likely in large part due to him holding himself accountable as well. He made no excuses for the loss at the weekend in his remarks to the media this week. He said it was unacceptable from everyone, himself included. As a player, it is easy to buy in to that kind of mentality. Togetherness and teamwork are the the best ways to respond to adversity, and this win shows the progress they’ve made mentally today.

Great games from Rashford, Bruno, Weghorst, Antony, Varane, and AWB. The defensive solidness from AWB was particularly noteworthy. AWB has also improved the attacking side of his game, and his interplay with Antony on the right wing in the second half caused confusion for Betis. One player I am concerned about though is De Gea. His problems with distribution and maintaining possession have become more and more evident this season. He is still an amazing shot-stopper, but I don’t think he’s the right fit for ETH’s tactics. He made several mistakes today that could have easily led to goals for the opposition. An undeniable talent and servant of the club, but I wonder if he and the club under ETH are going in opposing directions.

Next up, United host Southampton FC on Sunday at Old Trafford in the Premier League. Southampton have been basement dwellers all season, but that is no reason for United to be complacent. Three points is expected, as the top 4 has not yet been solidified by any stretch of the imagination. The title is likely gone for United, but Champions League qualification and all the riches and glory that come with it remains up for grabs!

Glory Glory Man United! Glazers Out!

World Cup Round of 16 – Croatia Survive, Brazil in Cruise Control

This post is dedicated to the 6,500+ workers who lived and died in brutal conditions during construction of the stadiums for the World Cup. Qatar and FIFA don’t recognize their contributions, but I do.

Japan vs. Croatia

This was the more intriguing of the matchups today, with the surprising Japanese taking an aging but wizened Croatia side. It was thought by many that Japan would be the more industrious team, and given their spectacular results against Spain and Germany, many had them favored to beat Croatia. But this match ended 1-1 after 120 minutes, and we had our first penalty shootout of the tournament which the Croatians won 3-1.

This looked like Japan’s match to lose in the opening 45 minutes, though. They were dominant in terms of possession and chances created. They got their opener just before halftime, when a cross from a nifty corner-routine fell to Daizen Maeda, who slotted home from close range with Croatia keeper Dominik Livakovic beaten. The Blue Samurai were good value for their goal too, and many figured they would go on to wrap it up given the rather listless effort from Croatia up until that point.

The second half was an odd one though, in the sense that the Japanese were still probably the better side, but the Croatians had figured out how to slow them down significantly. They had more possession in Japan’s final third, but for the first 10 minutes or so there was no opening to be had. But the Croatians found themselves level on 55 minutes thanks to a very well-placed header from winger Ivan Perisic. An aerial cross from defender Dejan Lovren was played into the box, and Perisic did well to get goal side of his marker and head the ball down and away from Japan keeper ShÅ«ichi Gonda. It was a goal almost from nowhere, but the experience of Croatia shined through there. At this level of football, it is suicidal to switch off defensively, even for just a second or two.

The match finished after 90 minutes at 1-1, although Japan were probably still the more attack-minded side. That carried on into extra time as well, and Japan had one or two half chances in that period as well. It was clear by the end though that they were physically spent. They had run themselves ragged, and I was concerned about their physical and mental fatigue going into the penalty shootout. Croatia were not quite playing for penalties, but they certainly seemed less enthusiastic about getting the ball forward.

That concern was well-founded, because what I saw from Japan was a series of 3-4 of the worst penalty kicks I have ever seen taken. No power, no placement, no venom in any of the shots. Livakovic was the Croatian hero on the day and credit to him for making three key saves, but any keeper worth his salt would have saved those. Croatia’s penalty takers weren’t spectacular either, but they did happen to convert more of them than Japan did.

The lesson from this match is that sometimes there is no justice in football. You can be the more attacking and endeavoring side, but if you don’t convert enough of your chances, the opposition can get right back into a match fairly easily. Croatia were fairly negative today, but in the end their experience in penalty shoot-outs shown through. They did just enough to win, and sadly that was all that was needed. Japan need to take great pride in what they achieved at this tournament. They played some great football and shocked the powerhouses with their industriousness, tactics, and neat passing. If they can get themselves a world-class striker with that same work rate, they will be a threat to anyone. A credit to them and their supporters for a very classy display the past few weeks.

Brazil vs. South Korea

This one was over before it barely got started. The 4-1 victory for Brazil today was a statement – a message to the rest of the teams left in the tournament that they are confident and expect themselves to lift the Jules Rimet trophy in a few weeks’ time. A dominant display from the South Americans, particularly in the opening 45 minutes.

Winger Vinicius Junior got the samba party started just 7 minutes into the game when he swept home a delightfully-placed finish into the opposite corner from the left side of the box. The Koreans had left him perilously unmarked, and although they got themselves in the way of Vinicius rather quickly, he showed great composure to place his shot into the far corner instead of just blasting it. A goal that early was the worst possible situation for South Korea, as their game plan was undoubtedly to defend as well they could and take chances on the break. But now they would be forced to chase the game, and you don’t want to have to chase the Brazilians.

There was more calamitous defending on 13 minutes though, when Brazil striker Richarlison went down in the Korean penalty area and the referee pointed to the spot. VAR replays showed a minimum amount of contact on Richarlison, but there was contact nevertheless and the penalty decision was allowed to stand. Star forward Neymar stepped up to the spot, and after a bit of a delay he slotted it home past keeper Kim Seung-gyu. The shot didn’t have a ton of power on it, but the placement (low and away from Kim) was perfect. Neymar will likely be Brazil’s all-time leading scorer once this tournament is over, and that is an illustrious list to be at the top of.

Richarlison himself then got in on the act on 29 minutes, and this was probably Brazil’s best goal of the day. Fantastically precise teamwork and passing around the Korean penalty area. Richarlison juggled the ball on his head about 20 yards in front of goal before finding a teammate on the edge of the area. The ball was then played to center back Thiago Silva, who found the continuing run of Richarlison and he finished with his left from close range after taking a touch for control. That’s not a very good description, but there was so much intricacy to the goal it’s about the best I can do. A fantastic example of team football and the South Koreans were hypnotized by it. I don’t blame them – everyone who saw them do it was hypnotized by it.

Vinicius then turned provider just before half time, when his looping cross over the top found the late run of attacking midfielder Lucas Paquetá. There was a lot of congestion in the box and it was unclear who Vinicius was crossing it to at first, but Paquetá arrived just as the ball was coming down and finished to the right of Kim in South Korea’s goal. It was the perfect seal on a near-perfect half of football for the 5-time World Cup winners. South Korea looked thoroughly dejected, and understandably so.

Brazil obviously took their foot off the gas in the second half, and being four goals to the good you can understand why. They were still running at the Koreans and creating chances, but the impetus on display in the first half was missing from the second. The Koreans got a consolation goal on 76 minutes thanks to a good strike from midfielder Paik Seung-ho, but that was the only major action the second half. The result never looked seriously threatened, as Brazil were just happy to pass it around amongst themselves and keep the Koreans at bay.

But yes, a statement of intent from manager Tite and his players today. This was their best performance of the World Cup so far, and I have a feeling they are going to continue in this dominant fashion. If they weren’t favorites to win the tournament before today, they certainly are now. It was obvious that they have way more talent than South Korea, but I was disappointed with South Korea’s tactics today. I thought they were going to park the bus and hit Brazil when the opportunity presented itself, but that bus seemed to have a flat tire today. Absolutely naïve defending for the first and second Brazilian goals. And once they were 2-0 down, it was basically over. They couldn’t get close to Brazil in attack, and they couldn’t keep them out in defense. That is a recipe for a beatdown.

Quarterfinals – Brazil vs. Croatia – Friday, December 9th – 7 AM PST

World Cup Round of 16 – France and England Clinical

The government of Qatar is repressive and fascist. FIFA is corrupt and hypocritical. Simple as.

Neither match was a close one in the end today, but we have ourselves a serious showdown set in the quarterfinals here.

France vs. Poland

This was the early match of the day and defending champions France won fairly comfortably in the end 3-1, but there were undoubtedly a few moments of panic for them before and after they scored the opening goal on 43 minutes via Olivier Giroud. The Polish defense gave him far too much space and he was able to redirect a shot back across goal. Giroud actually hit the ball into the ground a bit first, which caused it to bounce over the hand of Polish keeper Wojciech Szczęsny and in for 1-0. It could be argued though that Poland should have already been ahead, and would have been if not for some goal line clearances by the French defense around the 35 minute mark. Szczęsny had been brilliant up until then, but his defense really let him down.

France were the better team on the day, as they were frequently the ones pressing the Polish and winning the ball high up the pitch to create chances. When the opposition’s front four contains Giroud, Kylian Mbappe, Ousmane Dembele, and Antoine Griezmann, giving the ball away to them is suicidal. The Polish were lucky to hold the French out for the first 40 minutes, and they were also fortunate to keep it at 1-0 until the 76 minute mark.

It was then that Mbappe decided to take over the game, and he did so by scoring two goals in quick succession, each of them powerful and precise finishes over SzczÄ™sny that gave him absolutely no chance. Mbappe is one of, if not the, best players in the world right now and he showed why with those two goals. Everyone knows he’s a world-class sprinter, but he showed a real striker’s instinct and technique today too. Mbappe is the current top scorer at this World Cup with 5 goals.

Polish striker Robert Lewandowski got a goal back for his side from the penalty spot in the dying seconds of the match, and while it fooled French keeper Hugo Lloris it was nothing more than a consolation goal. Even Lewandowski knew it was just going to be one for the statistics, and of no other real significance.

France decisively move on to the quarterfinals. They look incredibly strong right now, even if it took them a while to score today. I was concerned about their injuries and team spirit coming into this tournament, but so far those worries have been unfounded. It helps that Mbappe is in absolutely scintillating form right now. Poland will be sad to be going home, but they lost to an extremely good team today.

England vs. Senegal

My stomach was turning itself inside out in anticipation of this match. England were favored coming in, probably in part due to the unavailability of Senegalese all-world winger Sadio Mané (injury) and industrious midfielder Idrissa Gueye (suspension). But the team known as the Lions of Teranga were not to be underestimated, as they are the reigning African champions.

And indeed, it was the Senegalese who were on the front foot almost from the off. They were using their pacey forwards to press England’s defense high up the pitch, knowing that England like to play the ball out from the back. This tactic employed by manager Aliou Cissé worked quite well for a bit, and they almost caught England out several times. Their best chance came around half an hour into the match, when forward Boulaye Dia found some space in the box and lashed a powerful shot towards goal that required a rather magnificent save from England keeper Jordan Pickford. He stuck out his left arm and held it firm to deny Dia, and England cleared.

England had a lot of possession in the opening 35 minutes or so, but they weren’t really doing anything with it. The middle of the park was devoid of England shirts, so there was nowhere for the center backs to pass it to. However, England finally got a meaningful attack going down the left wing on 39 minutes, and it resulted in the first goal from midfielder Jordan Henderson. A neat backheel fell to striker Harry Kane, who spotted the run of midfielder Jude Bellingham ahead of him. His weighted pass made it through the defense, and Bellingham latched onto the ball just outside the box. He ran into the box as his marker was level with him, but his cutback cross found Henderson in space. Henderson hit it first time along the ground, and it rolled into the goal just past the reach of keeper Edouard Mendy. A massive relief for England and very much against the run of play, but we’ll take it! Henderson is the 8th different English player to score at this tournament.

Senegal pushed forward to try and find an equalizer, but it was England who got an important second goal on the very stroke of halftime. England won the ball back via Bellingham after a deflected cross fell into his path, and he carried the ball forward while riding challenges from the opposition. He found winger/forward Phil Foden ahead of him to his left in a one-on-one with a defender. Foden hit a return pass into the path of Kane, who was running forward in support and unmarked. The ball deflected off a defender before falling to Kane, who took a touch and then buried a powerful shot into the net from about 12 yards out, just to the right of the penalty spot. Mendy had no chance, and Kane is now just one goal behind Wayne Rooney’s all-time England scoring record. Kane has been a wonderful facilitator of play so far this tournament, but getting him on the scoresheet today was very important. He showed his striker’s instincts with that finish, and England will need those instincts going forward.

The England fans in the stadium and around the world went from anxious to buoyant in the span of about 8 minutes! Cissé was forced into making three changes at halftime, but they failed to make much of an impact as England got the next goal on 57 minutes from winger/forward Bukayo Saka. This time it was Senegal giving the ball away in a dangerous area, with it being brought forward by Kane. Kane was tackled though and the loose ball fell to Foden, who beat a defender on the left wing before spotting the diagonal run of Saka across his man. The cross from Foden was inch-perfect, and Saka deftly lifted it over Mendy with his first touch for 3-0. England were running rampant and well on their way to the quarterfinals.

The tempo of the game slowed down a bit from there, as both managers made changes. England boss Gareth Southgate was keen to get some of his key players off to save them for the next match, while letting the talents of the bench players shine as well. Although no more goals were scored, England were closer to finding a fourth than Senegal was to finding a first. In the end it was a very satisfactory day for the Three Lions, if a bit nervy to start off.

Credit to Southgate for sticking to his guns and going with the team he felt was right. I was surprised at the omission of forward Marcus Rashford and the inclusion of Henderson in the starting line-up today, but both of those worries were without merit. It turns out that Southgate might just know what he’s doing, although I certainly could do without the slow starts in the future. In the first half hour I feared this game would go the way the one against the Americans did, with it ending 0-0 and England generally looking lackluster. But once England moved the ball up the levels of the pitch with pace and purpose, there was little Senegal could do about it. The first goal today was a product of Southgate’s system, make no mistake about it. The players’ positioning on the wings and playing the ball out from the back led to the opening for Kane to find Bellingham. The system does not always work of course, but today it did.

A special shoutout to Bellingham, who was Man of the Match (among many fine candidates) for me today. The 19 year-old Borussia Dortmund midfielder showed a range of skills today I have not seen from an Englishman since maybe…ever? He can pass, he can dribble, he can head the ball, he can tackle, he has positional awareness, and while he did not score today he did so against Iran in the first match. This lad can do it all, and he can do it all at an extremely high level. If he keeps going like this, he can develop into the best midfielder in the world. Not being hyperbolic.

CAM ON INGERLAND!!!

Quarterfinals – England vs. France – Saturday, December 10th at 11 AM PST

World Cup Round of 16 – Yanks Out, Argentina Hold On

FIFA is a corrupt institution and Qatar loves that about them. They’re both disgusting.

No more draws at this point! We have to have a winner in all matches, which means extra time and penalties if the score is level after 90 minutes.

USA vs. Netherlands

The Dutch were favored to win this match and they did so, 3-1. Today was a lesson for the Americans. A lesson in tactics, and a lesson on how to properly utilize talent.

That being said, the Americans probably should have scored the first goal today. It was only the third minute when attacking midfielder Christian Pulisic found himself 1-on-1 with Dutch keeper Andries Noppert, but Pulisic’s angled shot was saved by the keeper’s legs and then cleared by the Dutch defense. A lack of finishing has haunted the Yanks this whole tournament, and it came back to bite them again from the off.

The Dutch then opened the scoring on 10 minutes via forward Memphis Depay, who slotted home past keeper Matt Turner after an extremely slick 21-pass move from the Dutch. Wingback Denzel Dumfries got a cutback cross in for the final ball, and the Americans failed to pick up the late run of Depay. Naïve defending, really. Every attacker has to be accounted for when the opposition is running forward, and the Yanks simply didn’t account for Depay. The Americans then poured men forward to find an early-ish equalizer, but that unfortunately played right into the hands of the Dutch. They won a throw-in in their final third, and the Americans failed to recover the ball quickly enough and clear it. Dumfries crossed in from the right again, and fellow defender Daley Blind was quickest to the cross. He also slotted home past Turner relatively easily after beating his marker to the ball. It was 2-0 at halftime and the Dutch were very much in control.

That control continued into the second half. It was very much more of the same. The Dutch were happy to sit back and concede possession to the Americans, betting on the idea that the Americans couldn’t break them down. That strategy was effective until 76 minutes, when the USMNT got a goal back from striker Haji Wright. A low cross in from the right wing by Pulisic caught the heel of Wright and the ball deflected up into the air at an odd angle. Noppert couldn’t get near it as it flew in at the far post, and the Americans were right back in it! A fluke goal that needed more than a bit of luck, but as has been said many times both on this blog and other places, it doesn’t matter how the ball goes in – as long as it does.

Optimism for the USA was shattered just five minutes later though, as the Dutch got a third via Dumfries after more naïve defending. Dumfries was completely unmarked at the back post, and it was child’s play for Blind to cross it to him. Dumfries hit it first time on the half volley, with Turner having no chance at saving it. Again, very poor defending and the Dutch wingbacks got the Americans again. The Yanks kept trying and kept creating half-chances here and there, but the Dutch also came very close to a fourth late on as well. No more goals were scored though and the Americans found themselves going out.

Dutch manager Louis Van Gaal deserves a lot of credit for his tactical set-up in this match. He is a wizened warrior of football management, and he completely outplayed his USA counterpart Gregg Berhalter today. He told his team to sit back and be happy with letting the Americans have possession, but when they won the ball they were running forward immediately. It’s the same thing the Americans do to bigger teams, in the end. His players were also patient off the ball and clinical in finishing their chances, whereas the Americans were not. As has been stated by many in recent days, the Americans need a ruthless center-forward. Not only to finish off chances, but also to aid in hold-up play and defend aerial crosses into the box. Berhalter could not figure out what to do about the Dutch wingbacks today either. Dumfries and Blind were absolutely brilliant today, as was the Dutch defense overall. The Americans, somewhat mystifyingly, kept trying to aerially cross the ball into the box, which is a bad idea when the hulking figure of Virgil Van Dijk is in central defense.

While the Americans will of course be disappointed, there are some positives to take away. They got out of their group, and the core of this team is still in its early 20s. Players like Pulisic, Giovanni Reyna, Tyler Adams, Weston McKennie, Yunus Musah, and others will all be in the prime of their careers at the North American World Cup in 2026. I do think however its time to move on from Berhalter as the coach. I do not believe he is tactically astute enough to lead the Americans to success down the road. His tactics were all wrong today and he’s been more of a hindrance to this team than an asset in several matches now. The Americans still have a bit to go before they are world-beaters, but they’re on their way there.

Australia vs. Argentina

This matchup was similar to the first one today in the sense that it is a powerhouse of world football taking on a side that isn’t known for footballing prowess. But there was still a ton of pressure on Argentina to deliver, while the surprising Aussies were almost playing with house money. Argentina won 2-1 in an affair that was much closer than many would have expected it to be.

Argentina dominated the possession in the opening thirty minutes or so, but their possession lacked an overall purpose and they were usually passing it between their center backs at the halfway line. Australia set up to zealously defend their penalty area, and they were using their height and size to keep the smaller Argentines at bay for the most part.

The Albiceleste got their breakthrough on 35 minutes though, and it was once again That Man Lionel Messi who got the goal. The Argies won a free kick on the right wing, but the initial cross into the box from Messi was cleared. The ball eventually came back to him though, and this time he played the ball along the ground back out towards the edge of the area. A diagonal pass back into the box found center back Nicolas Otamendi, who deftly laid the ball off for Messi. He took a touch, and the Aussie defenders were too far off of him. They were only about a yard and a half away from him, but for a player like Messi that is more than enough room. He slotted home a low shot that keeper Matthew Ryan saw too late and couldn’t get to. Good build-up play from the Argentines, and Messi is still Messi.

The Socceroos managed to get to halftime only down one, and in the second half they came out with a little bit more pressure on the Argentine back line. They seemed to be trying to force an error from keeper Emiliano Martinez, and to be fair they almost got to him twice. Ironically, it was an error from their own keeper that allowed Argentina to get their second. Ryan received a back pass in his own area, but two Argentine forwards were closing on him rapidly. He took a touch to try and get himself out of trouble, but the loose ball was seized upon by striker Julian Alvarez, who then had a simple finish for 2-0. It was a bad goal to concede for the Aussies, just as they were starting to grow into the game.

It was a nervy finish for the South Americans though, as Australia got a goal back on 77 minutes when a wild shot from forward/winger Craig Goodwin took a massive deflection off center back Enzo Fernandez and flew into the back of the net. This was the bit of luck the Aussies desperately needed. Replays showed that Goodwin’s shot was probably going to go well wide, so it was credited as an own goal by Fernandez. Say it with me now – it doesn’t matter how they go in, as long as they do.

The Aussies kept pushing, although they were almost caught out by the Argies on more than one occasion. They came insanely close to finding an equalizer in the 7th minute of stoppage time, when keeper Emiliano Martinez made a game-winning save from substitute Australia forward Garang Kuol. The whistle went shortly after that though and the Argies got themselves over the line. Given their dominance in the match, it was much closer than it needed to be. Argentina will have to find more goals going forward, but anything is possible for them because they have put a decent squad of attackers together who can support Messi.

I don’t think Australia should be too down on themselves. They were beaten by arguably the greatest player of all time today, and it took him 35 minutes to get going. They also have a good crop of players coming through right now, and I would expect them to make noise in 2026 as well. Their tactics weren’t too bad, there is just a massive gulf in talent between them and the bigger sides. Talent doesn’t always win matches, but it did this time.

Quarterfinals: Argentina vs. Netherlands – Friday, December 9th 11 AM PST

World Cup Roundup – Groups G and H

Qatar is engaging in the hypocrisy of inviting the world to their country then getting mad when the world brings its culture along. FIFA don’t care because they’ve already been paid.

In my blog post yesterday I called for more high drama, and while today wasn’t as dramatic as yesterday, our drama reservoirs are nowhere near empty.

Group G

Winners – Brazil

Runners Up – Switzerland

Eliminated – Cameroon, Serbia

Brazil came into their match against Cameroon knowing they were already through to the next round, which is perhaps a partial explanation of their 1-0 loss to Cameroon today. While they bossed possession and chances for the most part, they really struggled in the final third. The absence of all-world forward Neymar was noticeable. I do think Brazil boast plenty of attacking talent and they should have won this match without him, but their inability to breakdown a usually below-average Cameroonian defense is a concern for them in the next match if Neymar is unavailable again.

Even though the west African side is going out today, they can hang their hats on a very solid performance today against one of the favorites to win the tournament. Striker Vincent Aboubakar was on hand in stoppage time to head home the winner, after which he was promptly sent off due to removing his shirt in celebration and receiving a second yellow. Some people called this a boneheaded move by Aboubakar as he knew he was on a yellow already and removing the shirt after a goal is an automatic yellow card by rule. But given the late stage of things and the result in the other match, I suppose his actions are understandable. He likely knew Cameroon were going out, so he figured he’d exit with a bit of panache. Can’t say as I blame him. If you’re going to go out, go out with style!


Serbia vs. Switzerland was the thriller in this group, with five total goals scored and a 3-2 final result in favor of the Swiss. The Swiss knew they could potentially get away with a tie to secure progression, while Serbia needed a win and help from Cameroon. There was also an element of rivalry about this match, as two Swiss players (midfielders Xherdan Shaqiri and Granit Xhaka) are ethnically Albanian, and there is a long and very messy history of sectarian conflict between Serbs and Albanians that still exists to this day. The animosity shown towards Xhaka in particular was apparent. To be clear, I am not taking sides on this particular conflict, I just find the idea of an ethnic/cultural rivalry spilling over into football fascinating.

The first half of this match was madness! Shaqiri struck first for the Swiss on 20 minutes, but in-form Serbia forward Aleksandr Mitrovic got an equalizer just six minutes later. The Serbs then took a vital lead on 35 minutes thanks to striker Dusan Vlahovic. The pendulum swung back the other way though just before halftime, when Swiss striker Breel Embolo leveled the score once again. After 45 minutes the match was finely poised, and given that neither side was defending all that well, we appeared to be in store for more goals.

There was only one more goal scored though, though it came off the back of a very well-worked team goal from the Swiss. Midfielder Remo Freuler finished off the neat move by wrong-footing Serb keeper Vanja Milinkovic-Savic for 3-2. I thought the Serbs would respond immediately to going behind, and while they did throw men forward to try and find an equalizer, the Swiss stabilized themselves at the back a bit and held on for the rest of the half. Serbia tried their damnedest to find a winner, with Mitrovic having most of the chances, but they could not find another goal.

The Swiss have progressed out of their group at four of the last five World Cups, and they have the talent to cause problems for any opposition they face. I wonder if their defending is consistently good enough for a deep run, though (here would be the place to make a Swiss cheese joke). Serbia can take pride in fighting until the end, but ultimately there will be disappointment as they probably had enough talent to get out of this group as well. But their defending was even worse than the Swiss defending today, so they will be going home.

Group H

Winners – Portugal

Runners Up – South Korea

Eliminated – Uruguay, Ghana

This group was the more dramatic one of the day, and it’s difficult to know where to start. The big upset was South Korea stunning Portugal 2-1. Portugal were already through going into this match, but they showed no signs of complacency early on as they had the lead from winger Ricardo Horta just 5 minutes into the match. It was a simple cutback cross from right back Diogo Dalot that opened up the Korean back line, and Horta was in the right place at the right time to fire home. Portugal looked good to go on and win the match, but were pegged back on 27 minutes after center back Kim Young-gwon swept home from close range. The ball was played in from a corner and took a deflection off a Portuguese defender before it fell to Kim, who was less than 5 yards from the goal.

But a draw wouldn’t be good enough for the Koreans. They needed a win today, although they found themselves penned-in their own half for much of the rest of the game. Portugal went close to a second goal several times, with striker Cristiano Ronaldo missing some clear opportunities to score. The Koreans got their next chances on 65 and 67 minutes, but were denied a goal thanks to saves from keeper Diogo Costa. They kept Portugal at arm’s-length over the next 20 minutes or so, and finally got their winner in stoppage time.

South Korea’s superstar forward Son Heung-min had been rather quiet by his high standards over the course of the group stage, but he wrote his name all over the headlines today by providing the game winning assist. The ball broke to him and he carried it up the pitch in space, eventually meeting three Portuguese defenders on the edge of the penalty area. He did well to hold on to the ball and control it while waiting for support, and once it arrived he played a neat pass to forward Hwang Hee-chan. Hwang took a touch to create space and then powered a shot home with his second touch. Great work from Son down the right, and a clutch finish from Hwang to see them through. South Korea’s supporters and players were beside themselves!

Son had to drag this team to victory today, and I feel he is going to have to do that again as the tournament progresses. As goes Son, as goes South Korea. He is their national hero right now though, and if he even gets just half a yard of space in the right area, he will punish the opposition. Portugal for their part will be disappointed to have conceded a late winner, although it must be said they could have finished it off several times today had they not been so wasteful in front of goal. The world saw today what Manchester United fans have seen all season; Ronaldo is simply not what he once was. Fortunately though the Portuguese have a strong squad around him, so I still think they will go far in this tournament.


With the South Korean’s win they secured second place, but that spot was very much up for grabs until their stoppage time winner.

Ghana thought they might take the lead in the opening 20 minutes of their match against Uruguay after being awarded a penalty, but keeper Sergio Rochet saved forward Andre Ayew’s rather tame effort to keep the match scoreless. Uruguay then finally got some goal-scoring thanks to attacking midfielder Giorgian de Arrascaeta, who netted twice in the span of six minutes in the first half. Striker Luis Suarez was heavily involved in the build-up to both goals, registering an assist on the second one.

But Uruguay knew they needed to score as many as possible, because if South Korea beat Portugal, both sides would be level on points. The two sides were all level on goal difference, but South Korea found the tiebreaker on goals scored with their late goal. The Uruguayans for their part kept attacking and attacking, but they could not find a third goal no matter what they tried. Ghana were creating the occasional half-chance here and there, but they never really looked like seriously threatening Rochet’s goal aside from the penalty. Their final ball was either lacking or their shots were going wide/high.

The Uruguayans were furious late on when they felt they should have a penalty after an alleged foul on striker Darwin Nunez in the box, but it wasn’t given to them. That led to some ugly scenes at full time, with the Uruguayan players surrounding the referee and appearing as if they were going to assault him. The referee did well to stand up to them, but it was a fairly classless display by a team that had no one but themselves to blame today. Had they played better earlier in the tournament, the penalty decision wouldn’t have mattered either way.

Ghana had one thing on their minds coming into this match: revenge. At the 2010 World Cup during the Round of 16, Suarez made himself public enemy number one in that country when he flagrantly used his hand to clear a Ghanaian goal-bound shot away. He was sent off for that, but the Ghanaians missed their penalty and Uruguay advanced. Although they did not beat Uruguay today, they did just enough to keep them from advancing and thus exacted some degree of revenge. To be fair, Suarez is a generally despicable person. I think he’s a racist, a cheat, a shithouser of the worst variety, and he generally has one of the most punch-able faces I have ever seen. He looks like a rat, to put it simply. It’s no wonder he’s viewed in Ghana by many as an incarnation of the Devil himself. But his tears on the bench after Uruguay went out will sustain me for several days, as this was probably his last World Cup. It’s always nice to see a villain get what’s coming to him.

And with that, the group stage is over! Congrats to everyone who progressed, commiserations to all who did not (except Suarez). The Round of 16 kicks off tomorrow, and there are no more draws at this point. We have to have a winner in all of these upcoming matches, which means the prospect of a penalty shootout is very much on the table. Who will advance to the quarterfinals, and who will be going home? We will soon find out!

Brazil vs. South Korea – Monday, December 5th – 7 AM PST

Portugal vs. Switzerland – Tuesday, December 6th – 11 AM PST

World Cup Roundup – Goals Galore!

FIFA is still terrible. Qatar is still terrible. This tournament should not be happening in a place with social laws that would be antiquated even 100 years ago. The pitch invader at the Portugal match today carrying a rainbow flag and championing women’s rights has more integrity in his pinky toe than every member of FIFA combined.

That being said, we finally got some high-scoring matches today, and it’s about bloody time! There have been far too many 0-0 draws at this tournament, but today we had 14 goals scored across 4 matches!

Portugal vs. Uruguay

This was the big headline matchup of the day, and while the score line was a decisive 2-0 to the Portuguese, it was a very tense match throughout. It was goal-less at halftime with Portugal dominating possession, but Uruguay midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur came closest when his long run with the ball was snuffed out by Portuguese keeper Diogo Costa just before Betancur could shoot. The Uruguayans were also defending well, and they kept the opposition out for the first 45 minutes.

Portugal went ahead however on 54 minutes when a high-arcing cross from midfielder Bruno Fernandes nestled into the bottom corner of keeper Sergio Rochet’s net. Striker Cristiano Ronaldo was running onto the cross and leapt into the air to try and get a touch on it, and while he clearly missed the ball it fooled Rochet enough as to where he didn’t run out to collect the cross. Without Ronaldo’s run and leap I think Rochet makes the save, but Ronaldo did not get a touch on the ball in spite of animatedly claiming that he did. Bruno’s goal, but it doesn’t go in without Ronaldo leaping for it.

The Uruguayans responded by bringing on additional attacking threats, and striker Maxi Gomez was unlucky to hit the post from just outside as the box as the South Americans pushed for an equalizer. Costa was beaten, and maybe an inch to the left sees this match levelled. But the majority of Uruguay’s attacking threats were nullified repeatedly throughout this match. Much like the Portuguese in the first half, they simply couldn’t create that one clear chance they needed. Every shot was blocked, and every final pass was cleared by the resilient Pepe at center back and the rest of Portugal’s back line.

They got their second via the penalty spot, although for me it was never a penalty for hand ball in a million years. The Uruguayan defender was sliding across the ground to make a challenge on Bruno, and when Bruno passed it away it the defender’s hand while his hand was on the ground and trailing slightly behind him. 100% accidental for me, but that’s not the rule anymore. The referee adjudged the defender’s hand to be in an “unnatural position” (whatever that means) and the penalty stood. Bruno stepped up to the spot and sent Rochet the wrong way for 2-0. Bruno now has 2 goals and 2 assists in this tournament and is really showing how valuable he is to this team.

Credit to Portugal for defending well today, but I am disappointed with the Uruguayans, particularly up front. This is a squad that boasts the likes of Darwin Nunez, Luis Suarez, and Edinson Cavani. All of those strikers are world-class or world-class adjacent, and as a result I expected a lot more from them in terms of goal-scoring not only today but in their previous match as well. They sit bottom of Group H on 1 point, and will need to beat an impressive Ghana side outright to progress.

Congrats to Portugal on securing advancement to the Round of 16. They’ve done just enough in both matches to earn 3 points, with Bruno being the star of the show so far. A draw against South Korea in the final guarantees first place in the group.

Brazil vs. Switzerland

This was the only match with a single goal scored today, and it was by the Brazilians who held on to win 1-0. While they were the better side for most of this match, the Swiss definitely had their chances to get a surprise goal. Their build-up play via counter-attacks was very good, but they couldn’t find the key vital pass.

The Brazilians thought they went ahead early on in the second half via winger Vinicius Jr., who’s finessed shot found the far right corner past keeper Yann Sommer. VAR checked the goal and it was determined that Vinicius was marginally – and a very thin one at that – offside when the ball was played to him. It was close, but that’s often how these matches go at this level.

Brazil finally did their goal on 83 minutes, and it was from an unlikely source. Some neat build-up play on the left wing saw the ball played to midfielder Casemiro in the penalty area, and he struck a sublime curling effort into the far corner of Sommer’s goal. The finish was similar to that of Vinicius earlier, but this time there was no question of offside. A great goal from a man described by teammate and superstar striker Neymar as “the best midfielder in the world.” A lofty title, but given that he has an argument to be titled as such, I am very happy that Casemiro plays for Manchester United!

Brazil also secured progression to the second round today, joining France and Portugal. They need only a draw against Cameroon to win the group. Switzerland are also in good position to progress, but they will need to beat Serbia in their final Group G match to guarantee a place in the Round of 16.

Cameroon vs. Serbia

Goal-fest! This thriller of a match ended 3-3, with the Cameroonians fighting back from 3-1 down in the second half to keep themselves alive at this tournament. Had they lost, they would have been eliminated. They showed real heart and team spirit today.

Cameroon took the lead on 29 minutes after a cross from a corner was bundled home by center back Jean-Charles Castelletto. Nothing fancy about it, but a goal nonetheless. Cameroon were pegged back in first half stoppage time however when a Serbian free kick was re-directed home via the head of center back Strahinja Pavlovic. Cameroon where then stunned again just 2 minutes later when they lost the ball in their own third, and midfielder Sergej Milinkovic-Savic finding space to power a low shot home from just outside the edge of the penalty area. Cameroon went from winning the match to facing a World Cup exit in the span of about 120 seconds!

To compound their misery, Serbia got their 3rd on 53 minutes from striker Aleksandr Mitrovic, who had been in scintillating form the whole game. He is probably Serbia’s best player in terms of talent, and a player like him needs to be on the score sheet. It was a simple finish from just inside the 6 yard box, and the Cameroon defense was nowhere to be seen. Poor marking, but a professional finish from Mitrovic nonetheless.

The match continued to provide twists though, as just 10 minutes later the Cameroonians got one back from substitute striker Vincent Aboubakar, who beat the offside trap before chipping a finish over Serbian keeper Vanja Milinkovic-Savic. Initially, the goal was ruled out for offside, but a VAR check determined that Aboubakar was onside when he received the ball. Fine margins, but the goal stood.

Cameroon smelled blood in the water and kept pushing for the equalizer, and it was a scant three minutes later that they got it. Aboubakar did well to again beat the offside trap which gave the Cameroonians a man over in attack, and he then simply crossed the ball in from the right along the ground. Forward Eric Choupa-Moting was up alongside him to slot home with Vanja completely taken out of the play. It was a fantastic turnaround for the Indomitable Lions from west Africa!

Serbia were the more dangerous team in the final 25 minutes, with Mitrovic going close several times. His positioning and runs into the box were causing them all kinds of problems, but he could not find a winning goal for his side. The points were shared on the day when the final whistle blew.

Both teams are still alive in this tournament, but they are on the outside looking in. Cameroon face the tough task of having to beat Brazil to progress, while Serbia need a win over Switzerland to guarantee any kind of progression. The Swiss only need a draw though, so it could be tough for Serbia to break them down. Mitrovic will need to have another day like today for them to go through.

South Korea vs. Ghana

This was another thriller with five total goals scored, and the Ghanaians won 3-2 at the final whistle.

The Koreans were the better side for the opening 20 minutes or so, but Black Stars center back Mohammad Salisu got things underway on 29 minutes when he bungled home after a mad scramble in the box resulting from a free kick. The Koreans simply didn’t clear their lines, and letting the ball bounce around in the box like they did is very dangerous. The second goal on 34 minutes was much better in terms of quality, with forward Jordan Ayew whipping a delicious aerial pass into the box that found the head of midfielder Mohammad Kudus. Kudus was facing away from goal when he made contact, but showed excellent awareness to head the ball up and over Korean keeper Kim Seung-gyu. Midfielder Thomas Partey was then unlucky to not get a third after he made contact with the ball at close range from a corner, but somehow the ball inexplicably went over the bar from barely a yard out!

The Koreans came out strong again in the opening part of the second half, and this time they capitalized on their possession and chances. Striker Cho Gue-sung pulled one back for his nation with a close range header on 58 minutes, although Ghana keeper Lawrence Ati-Zigi probably should have kept it out as the shot was low and very close to him. Still though, at 2-1, the Koreans had life. They got their equalizer just three minutes later, and again it was Cho on scene to drive home a powerful diving header. Crosses from the left had been Ghana’s weakness all match, and that trend continued with this goal. The marking in the box was fairly good from Ghana, but Cho just wanted the ball more. He outjumped his marker and absolutely buried the header. It was 2-2 and with barely an hour gone, both sides knew there was plenty of time to find a winner.

Ghana struck back just seven minutes later, and it was well-worked goal finished off by Kudus. A low cross from the left was fired into South Korea’s penalty area, and the ball was deftly left to run by a Ghanaian attacker directly into the path of Kudus. His marker was too far away from him, and he re-directed the ball back across Kim Seung-Gyu’s goal and into the opposite corner. The shot was somewhat close to the keeper, but he couldn’t get down to the ground in time to stop it.

South Korea then dominated the final 20 minutes or so in desperate search of an equalizer, but a combination of last-ditch defending, poor finishing, and poor final balls kept the Koreans frustrated. After what seemed like an eternity of stoppage time for Ghana, the whistle blew and they were winners.

Ghana now find themselves second in Group H, which means they are in a good position to progress to the next round. Portugal have already claimed the other spot, which means that South Korea must now beat those same Portuguese to progress from this group. They are third with 1 point, tied with Uruguay but ahead on goal differential. Ghana need a win over a desperate Uruguay side to guarantee progression, but they could also progress with a draw and a South Korean loss.

The second round of group matches is now complete! Congratulations to Portugal, France, and Brazil for already securing qualification. Commiserations to Qatar and Canada for already being eliminated.

United Crash Out of Champions League

Manchester United played host to Spanish side Atletico Madrid earlier today at Old Trafford, in the 2nd leg of their Round of 16 tie in the Champions League. United were in with a decent shout to win this tie thanks to Anthony Elanga’s late equalizer in Spain three weeks ago in the first leg, but it truly was finely poised. Atletico are an experienced side in the CL, and their tactics are a reflection of their colorful manager, Diego Simeone. In previous seasons, United would have had a larger advantage coming into this tie. The previously-observed away goals rule would have given United the edge thanks to their goal in Spain, and they could have played for a 0-0 draw with Atletico forced to attack. This season however, UEFA (in its infinite wisdom) has done away with the away goals rule. Their goal seems to be to force more extra time and possibly penalty scenarios, probably because it will allow UEFA to squeeze even more ad money out of their cash cow.

Anyway, the match started brightly for United. They looked to be full of energy and confidence on the ball, and Atletico seemed to be a little unsure of themselves. The first half hour for United was by far their best spell of the game. Brazilian midfielder Fred was playing extremely well, causing all kinds of problems for Atletico with all his flicks and tricks in advanced positions. United were denied one of their best chances all match when Elanga attempted to tap-in a fast cross from point blank range, only to be unluckily denied by the face of Atletico keeper Jan Oblak. Nine times out of ten, Elanga scores on this chance. Oblak’s head was just in the right place at the right time, and his face kept the ball out. Ouch for Oblak, but they were lucky to not be behind early on.

Atletico grew into the match after the half hour mark though, and they started seeing a lot more of the ball. A warning shot was fired at United when Atletico had the ball in the net via forward Joao Felix, but it was correctly called back for offside. United’s back four were torn apart fairly easily though, and there was much more tension around the ground all of a sudden. Atletico did find the all-important first goal on 41 minutes, when a cross over the top from striker Antoine Griezmann found left back Renan Lodi unmarked at the back post. He had a free header, and he buried it past United keeper David De Gea. Atletico players all ran around to celebrate, but the United players were arguing with Slovenian referee Slavko Vincic that the goal should be ruled out for fouls in the buildup. The replays did appear to show fouls on both Elanga and Fred in the build-up to their goal, but curiously the goal was allowed to stand. United’s back four were ripped apart too easily though, with center back Harry Maguire at the center of the action for the wrong reasons yet again. Atletico went into the halftime break with a lead, and you could tell the United players were feeling deflated.

The second half did not bring much improvement for United. Atletico are a side that are well-drilled defensively, and soaking up pressure while clearing crosses is their favorite thing to do. Atletico are also well-versed in the art of shithousery, and it was on full display today. They start time wasting during free kicks, throw ins, and corners. They pretend to be injured for longer than is necessary. They start talking shit and messing with the heads of the opposition. All of these tactics might come across as gamesmanship or outright cheating, but it’s an art form perfected by Simeone when he was a player (ask David Beckham) and he has instilled it into his players.

Shithousery tactics are incredibly effective when the referee allows a team to get away with all of that, as Vincic did today. My regular readers know that I am not normally one to blame the referee in a losing effort. At the professional level, a team can always overcome poor officiating in most situations by simply playing better than they had been playing. But today this referee was absolutely horrific. Atrocious, terrible, and downright bad. His decision making and frankly up odd behavior got worse as the match went on. Blatant foul after blatant foul wasn’t called, and it allowed Atletico to do what they do best – frustrate and annoy the opposition into submission. When a foul was called, he failed to administer yellow cards when needed. There was even a moment where he appeared to be simply watching the match instead of officiating it – when the ball went out of play behind United’s goal and he didn’t call it. He also oddly booked United’s technical director Darren Fletcher shortly after missing the ball going out of play, and sprinted 40 yards across the field to deliver the booking to the United coach. Why? Unclear.

Perhaps most frustrating however was when United had the ball in a good attacking area, only for Vincic to stop play due to an ankle injury on an Atletico player. He is not required to stop play at all there, and most referees will let play go on in that scenario. More egregiously, United right back Diogo Dalot went down after a clear blow to the head from an Atletico player, and Vincic failed to 1) call a foul and 2) stop the match for treatment. Dalot was on the ground, holding his head. The ref is required by player safety rules to stop play for head injuries, and it was obvious Dalot had suffered one. What on earth was this referee doing officiating in the knockout rounds of the CL? The occasion looked way too big for him and his odd calls/behavior are indicative of that.

Center back Raphael Varane had United’s best chance of the half, when his header from an Alex Telles free kick was saved by Oblak. Varane got good contact with the ball and the shot was on target, but Oblak got a strong left hand up and palmed it away. Rangnick tried bringing on the likes of Paul Pogba, Marcus Rashford, Nemanja Matic, and Juan Mata to try and find an equalizer, but no one was really able to contribute. Rashford in particular was once again poor. It gives me no pleasure to slag off England players like Rashford and Maguire, but a spade must be called a spade. Rashford lost possession numerous times, and his crosses into the box were easily blocked by his marker on most occasions. I don’t know what’s wrong with the both of them, to be honest. They were both great last season, had a good Euros tournament and a good start to this season, but somewhere along the way they both seem to have lost confidence in their game. Confidence is so important at this level. The opposition can smell self-doubt from a mile away. You have to believe in yourself, or no one else will. It should be noted that star forward Cristiano Ronaldo was largely missing from the proceedings today as well. I don’t recall a single instance where he was on the ball in a forward/attacking position.

Anyway, United are out of the CL cuz of a lack of creativity, Atletico shithousery, and an absolutely shambolic display of refereeing. United were knocked out of the League Cup early, they are out of the FA Cup, they have no chance of winning the Premier League (and face a stern challenge to finish top-4), and now the CL is gone. It’s going to be another trophy-less season in the red half of Manchester, and that is a dour thought indeed. The players we have don’t try consistently, the manager’s tactics are coming into question along with his lack of adaptability, and we seem to be in need of yet another clearing out/rebuild. Whoever United bring in as permanent manager, he will have a mountain of work to do.

United Hold Atletico in the Champions League

Manchester United traveled to the Spanish capital earlier this week for the first leg of their Champions League Round of 16 tie with Atletico Madrid at the Wanda Metropolitano. This was a very intriguing matchup for a number of reasons, as Atletico boast a strong amount of talent and are managed by the defensive mastermind Diego Simeone. They are notoriously difficult to break down due to their tactical discipline, and they are very good at frustrating opponents thanks to their proficiency in the art of shithousery. United did come in off a win versus rivals Leeds United, but it was unclear which United would be showing up. Consistency has been a problem for this club all season from game to game, frequently from half to half.

It was the bad United that showed up in the first half, as it was only 9 minutes in before they conceded a goal. United only partially cleared a corner from Atletico, with the ball being recovered by left back Renan Lodi on the wing. He played a delicious cross back into the box, with attacking midfielder and wunderkind Joao Felix diving forward to get his head on the ball. It was truly a world class header, going in off the side of the left hand post with keeper David De Gea having no chance at saving it. It could have easily bounced off the other side of the post, but all credit to Felix for the precise finish. Center back Harry Maguire was partially at fault for the goal, as he let Felix get in front of him far too easily. Lodi should have also been closed down more out on the wing.

United had to hold on for a bit at that point, as Atletico were trying to get another one for most of the rest of the first half. They were decisive and precise with their passing while in possession, and when out of it they were very quick to win the ball back. United manager Ralf Rangnick was experimenting with a back-3 of sorts with Victor Lindelof playing at the left center back position, and it must be said that it did not really work. Lindelof is a natural center back and it appeared he did not look comfortable or confident on the left.

Atletico should have had a second goal around the 40 minute mark, and had their effort gone in it really would have set United back. Atletico right back Sime Vrsaljko headed a high crossed ball off Lindelof and onto the crossbar, after which the ball bounced harmlessly out of play. Like the first goal, it’s proof that football at this level is a game of inches. United were unlucky with the goal, but lucky with this one. That does not excuse the very poor defending that led to both chances, but sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good. United were fortunate to get to half time at 1-0 and it was clear by the animated body language of Simeone that he was upset his team was not ahead by more.

The second half was largely lackluster until the final 10 minutes or so. Both sides had been sluggish in possession, and United’s defense stiffened quite a bit. Lots of random fouls too that really slowed the flow of the match. Neither side really created much in attack, so Rangnick decided to make three of his changes at once as United were the ones who needed a goal. He brought on fullbacks Alex Telles and Aaron Wan-Bissaka, along with striker Anthony Elanga. Elanga came on for striker Marcus Rashford, who had another disappointing performance. I don’t know what’s wrong with him. His decision making has been incredibly poor for most of the season and he looks a shadow of the player he was all last year. Needs to be dropped to get his head right. I love Rashford and all I want is to see him scoring goals again. All criticism of him needs to be framed in the context of wanting to see him succeed.

It was Elanga though who stole the headlines on 80 minutes, coming to the rescue and getting an equalizer. United put together their slickest move of the entire match, with quick but precise touches from Jadon Sancho, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Fred in the buildup. The ball was sharply played to Bruno Fernandes near midfield, already on a run forward with Elanga ahead of him just off to his right. Bruno found the space for a very tight pass, and the Atletico defender could not time his tackle correctly to clear the ball. Elanga took a few touches before readjusting his hips and sliding the ball past Atletico keeper Jan Oblak for 1-1. A great passing move from United and a slightly-scuffed but effective finish, and it is one he will remember as it was his first Champions League goal. Not bad for a 19 year-old. Oblak’s positioning was very poor and he made the finish easier for Elanga, but take nothing away from the teenager. It would be very easy to miss a big chance like that, but all credit to the young Swede for putting it away.

Both clubs went close again in the final minutes, with substitute Jesse Lingard forcing a clumsy save from Oblak and Atletico striker Antoine Griezmann hitting the crossbar just after that. No more goals were scored though, and United came away feeling very positive on the result, even though they did not win.

Given how this match went, this is a 1-1 I do not mind in any way. Not all draws are created equal, it seems. In the Premier League against crap opposition it’s terrible, but away in the Champions League after being dominated for a good portion of the match is not too bad. Atletico were all over us for 45 minutes, but failed to convert many good chances. They did not kill us off, and we made them pay for it. Although the away goals rules has (curiously) been abolished this season by the powers that be at UEFA, a 1-1 aggregate score line returning home to Old Trafford for the second leg in 3 weeks time is not the worst situation in the world. It looks like Atletico have trouble creating chances of their own at times, and tend to overly rely on their defense to get them through matches. There was a big chunk of time in the second half where they did not really create much at all. Had they finished just one more of their chances, they would be firmly in the drivers seat for the next round.

Credit to Rangnick for the subs both on offense and defense, and one more shoutout to Elanga for the equalizer. A tough game, but a more than fair result. This one really could go either way in the second leg. If it finishes 1-1 or at any other tying score it would just go to extra time and then penalties if need be. Hopefully none of that is necessary though and United can pull off a minor upset in this tie!

The Red Devils next entertain Watford in the Prem at Old Trafford. Glory glory Man United!